Sober vs. Medicated

For the benefit of ... me ... please read carefully and refer to this post to help you identify when I am not 'me'.  Usually it can be tied to a kidney stone, broken back, or any other state of being that lends to Kasi on any medication stronger than Advil.  Please take the phone from me, keep me home, and perhaps don't let others come to the home if any of the below 'medicated' signs are showing.


Signs of a sober Kasi vs. Medicated Kasi
Sober Kasi will not willingly discuss her love life with her family, her friends, or her friend's friends.
Medicated Kasi will openly discuss all details about her love life with any one with a pulse.
Sober Kasi will not be petted by anyone.
Medicated Kasi will sit there with wonderment on her face as she is unsure as to what is happening as she her head of hair is petted as a pup.
Sober Kasi will not allow Matt to manipulate her and is confident as to who she calls her 'best friend'.
Medicated Kasi feels guilt within a second and a half of manipulation and placates him with a 'version' of best friendship.
Sober Kasi sits like a lady as she discusses things.
Medicated Kasi throws up her leg and holds it as a seated ballerina during story time.
Sober Kasi tends to stick to her high road.
Medicated Kasi is far more willing to join others on their roads.
Sober Kasi has boundaries.
Medicated Kasi knows no bounds.
Sober Kasi agrees to date her Bishop's son, he's a Bulls fan I hear.
Medicated Kasi agreed to this first.
Sober Kasi does not like to talk to Doc about certain humans.
Medicated Kasi is willing to hear stories about said human and be supportive.
Sober Kasi does not get hurt when comfort is sought while sleeping.
Medicated Kasi will get up from a warm bed and go cuddle with New Pete, leaving Ace in a cold bed to feel neglected.

I'm hoping for all of our sake that I stay Sober Kasi for the next little while, although ... as of this moment, that is not looking like an option.