They Say the Darndest Things

They may on occasion drive me bonkers but I wouldn't trade my nicknamed men for ... well, I would trade them if the right offer came in I suppose.  But it would have to be one amazing offer! For nothing less than AMAZING would I trade the humans that said these things to me ...

I could do a Mormon.

{me: WHAT?!?} 

I meant I could be Mormon, although if I could do one without being one that would be nice. 

- Robbie

Hell's Bells, my girl's a girl with a purse ... Mama are you seeing this?

Welcome Distance

- Smiling Face

Take the moments.

- Sir

She's jumpy and ornery today, probably stir clear.

Syd has the best gauge on you, ask the nine year old what you should do.

- CA

Thanks Kasi, for providing an opportunity to highlight firearms.

- Andrew Scot

Just don't take him to Church, that's your problem.

Hurray! Get a little for me!

- Ace

It's going to look like I'm looking at your boobs all day

... but it's the flower, I really like the flower!

- CM

We were done with him!

- Pete

Keep your clothes on and you'll be fine. 

- WH

Thanks guys ... I'm never short on laughter with ya'll close at hand.